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deleting this nvm ill have more up last 1 was way too nasty!

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You: LOL
You: sweet
Stranger: thanks

LMAO.
Naughty Jake

XD
this made me laugh :]

Gjgj.

new one up!

ROFLMAO THATS AWESOME.

Ik it kicks ass

Stranger: i am prforming an online Survey
You: Ok.
Stranger: 1 are you male or Female?
You: Male
Stranger: 2 Do you smoke?
You: No.
Stranger: 3 How much TV do you watch a week?
You: umm 1-2 hrs, dont like tv
Stranger: 4 How old are you\
You: 16
Stranger: 5 Do you eat heavily
You: Nah
Stranger: 6 do you have a girlfriend
You: Yes
Stranger: 7 do you ever have sex
You: No
Stranger: 8 have you ever pressured her into having sex
You: no to early.
You: nd i think its illegal
Stranger: 9 have you ever looked at pornographic material
You: yes
Stranger: 10 While doing so have you ever masturbated
You: yes
Stranger: 11 have you ever watched pornographic material with your girl friendd
You: no
Stranger: 12 have you ever fantisised about a three way with your girlfriend and a celebrity
You: yes
Stranger: 13 which celbrity
You: Paris Hilton
Stranger: 14 do you have any siblings
You: Yes
Stranger: 15 have you ever fantisised about having sex with one of your siblings
You: UGH
You: no
You: what kind of survey is this?lol
Stranger: it is a psycological survey for my thesis 16 do you ever think about other girl in your class or work place
You: yes if they are hot.
Stranger: 17 do you ever fantisise about men
You: no
Stranger: 18 have you ever looked at naked men to see what "you're Missing"?
You: no
Stranger: 19 have you ever had sexual intercourse
You: nope but I want too with you.
Stranger: im a man
You: oh yah
You: continue
You: did that for kicks.
Stranger: 20 have you ever wanted to use male enhancement drugs for recreational purposes
You: yes
You: happy sexy fun time
Stranger: 21 have you ever taken drugs
You: ya
You: i dont think i should say that on internets
Stranger: 22 what type of drugs
You: weed, SPEED
Stranger: classry
You: and maybe a dash of coke
Stranger: classey
You: and a touch of extasy
You: is it over?
You: nope.
Stranger: 23 can you think of a time you have punched a cop
You: nope
You: unless I was high
You: or horny as fuck.
Stranger: 24 have you ever drugged a girls drink
You: no
You: thats bad mmmk
Stranger: so is using dumb ass one more then you can shoot up some more 25 have you ever used latex?
You: what kind of thesis wants to know about my sex and drug life...
Stranger: mine
Stranger: the psycology of a human male any more stupid questions?
You: ummm latex yes.
You: wait
You: latex gloves
You: HAHA
You: psycology of a human male
You: is drugs and sex
You: wow
You: way to rep our gender!
You: If by latex u mean condom then i put one on before
Stranger: to masturbate to your sick fantasies dumb inbred mother fucker
You: and in 8th grade I put one on a banana
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Owned.

You: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKA
You: I GOT A 10 INCH
You: AND I DONT MEAN DICK
You: I EMAN SUBWAY
You: SUBWAY IS THE SHIT
You: WAT AND BREATHE SUBWAY
You: SHOVE SUBWAY UP YOUR COCK HOLE
Stranger: How'd you manage that? They only do 6 and 12 inches...
You: U SLICED 2 INCHES OFF WITH MY RAZOR SHARP DICK
You: THEN PUT IT IN UR VAGINA
Stranger: Man, I thought I was bored.
You: LOL
You: IM PRETTY DAMNED BORED

If only I knew what I thought I was thinking I thought...

LMAO.
horny child P:

Nah, I just love fucking around with people for laughs!

Haha me too ^^;;
It's fun, huh?

Damn right it is.