Darky Godly Player
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Number of posts : 39 Age : 31 Location : Germany In Game Name(s) : [ DarkY ]
°Bit bout myself ^^ nu im tryin to be a gm :O
than itll be my 2nd server where i were gm 1st were (DrakoMs) but...
I failed cuz of exams soo i werent able to play alot...
°nu im pretty friendly and its rly ultimate hard to piss me off
°i never yell on inother persons.
°and i can speak 3 languages + ill be on pretty alot o.O Thanks : 0 Registration date : 2009-04-19
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| Noob A. INTRO I. What is this? II. Defining 'Noob'
A. INTRO
I. What is this? This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.
II. Defining 'Noob' Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.
Here comes 2nd part!!!
B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.
stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.
III. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).
A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society. a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ''WTF DO I GO!?'' or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
Think itll help you to see whos noob and whos newb!!!
TRY TO AVOID NOOBS!!!
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Number of posts : 3 Age : 30 Location : Holland~ <3 In Game Name(s) : KissMeNicely Thanks : 0 Registration date : 2009-05-21
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Number of posts : 78 Age : 28 Location : North Carolina In Game Name(s) : Jake Thanks : 0 Registration date : 2009-05-18
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| Lol wth did she come from? (no offence) KEEP GOING ITS FUNNY =D | |
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| lolol; o.O haha .. wtf .. yes; i truly agree. x3
whats part two going to be about ? :L | |
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Darky Godly Player
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Number of posts : 39 Age : 31 Location : Germany In Game Name(s) : [ DarkY ]
°Bit bout myself ^^ nu im tryin to be a gm :O
than itll be my 2nd server where i were gm 1st were (DrakoMs) but...
I failed cuz of exams soo i werent able to play alot...
°nu im pretty friendly and its rly ultimate hard to piss me off
°i never yell on inother persons.
°and i can speak 3 languages + ill be on pretty alot o.O Thanks : 0 Registration date : 2009-04-19
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